What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?